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jon.
melbourne, australia

just things from here and there that attract my attention :)

Cheeky nandos Australian translation

prostrider:

Righto mate it’s like this, you’re havin’ a sunday sesh gettin fuckin’ maggot with the boys, havin’ a right piss up and it’s fully sick. Daveo and Steveo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin’ gas bottle’s carked it! Bazza’s like who’s keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo. Then Archie, the fuckin’ mad cunt he is, goes hey boys I’ll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he’s on big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to Nandos for a feed.

(via prostrider)

in-exxhale:
“ icy-brunette:
“ lailuna:
“ I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
”
so much swag in 3 people
”
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
”

in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

(via meeganx3)

(via sivademecum)

potter-who-lock:
“ Andy you had one job
”

potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

(via meeganx3)

animalwondersmontana:
“scishow:
“ trailburstnuggets:
“ jaybarou:
“ whitestuffknowslimits:
“ heytheretylerr:
“ WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
”
DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU
”
pew, pew!
”
SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR URGENT
”
YOU CALLED!?
This fish is not...

animalwondersmontana:

scishow:

trailburstnuggets:

jaybarou:

whitestuffknowslimits:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU

pew, pew!

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR URGENT

YOU CALLED!?

This fish is not actually spitting bioluminescent spit…it’s spitting out its bioluminescent food! Some clever scientist has put some bioluminescent ostracods in a tank with some little fish. When agitated, these ostracods (tiny shirmpthings) secrete chemicals that, when combined, emit light.

Why?

You’re seeing why right here. Just before the fish spits it out, those light chemicals are filling up the belly of the fish. Now, it isn’t poisonous or anything…but the fish wants NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM because the fish has predators too

So yeah, if you’re a little fish and suddenly you’re FREAKING GLOWING, your lifespan has just gotten a lot shorter. 

As soon as the fish realizes that there’s light emanating from its belly, it pukes out the glowing juices (and the little shrimp). You can actually see the ostracod in this gif swimming away down toward the bottom of the tank happy as a clam…or a shrimp. 

Evolution is AWESOME.

Animals are amazing. Period.

(via meeganx3)

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

(via meeganx3)

The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

(Source: weather.com, via meeganx3)

noelle-a-bean:

haveyoubeentobahia:

gigifarnham:

haveyoubeentobahia:

disneydriven:

let-it-golaf:

imageITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

oh shit lol

this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

What was the first thing?

image

Notice how the wallpaper patterns change to skulls wherever his shadow hits. 

MY FAVORITE DISNEY VILLAIN

(via meeganx3)

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

(via meeganx3)

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

(via meeganx3)